Mike's fake Google Analytics

1) connecting
2) connected
3) locking tables
4) tables locked
5) does IP address exist??
6) IP address exit query worked
7) IP address hits=0
inserting IP address
8) UNlocking table
9) Table UNlocked
query='INSERT into fake_google_analytics set date_created=now(), ip_address='3.149.249.53', ip_pointer='8790', url='http://mikjav.100webspace.net/google_analytics_cgi.php', params='', city='', country='', state='' '
horsefeathers
10) inserting data

11) inserting done
12) disconnect from SQL
13) SQL disconnected